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"B&Q Limerick Closing Time: Shop Late, Leave Early!"

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Ever found yourself poem-craze when the clock strikes closing time? B and Q's Limerick, a Dublin pub as iconic as its name, shrouds itself in a poetic ambiance at the stroke of 'last orders'.

This historic public house, a mainstay on Dublin's Queen Street since 1861, is renowned for its abrupt 'Closing Time' announcement. Not with a mundane alert, but a whimsical limerick! "There once was a man from Ballyhaunis, Who had a rich, theres-theres-theres liquor. He'd tickle your fancy, With drinks so speshish, You'd say 'One for the road, sir'."

The Odyssey of the Limerick's Origin

The Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream shops might have popularized the closing time limerick, but B and Q predates them. The true origins are as enticing as a well-aged whiskey.

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Easter bank holiday opening times and closures for B&Q, Wickes and Homebase
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Eastbourne and Bexhill B&Q stores reopen to customers
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Major DIY retailer with over 300 UK stores to close branch after 20 years – with up to 40 staff at risk of job losses

Urban legends traceback to 1950s Dublin, with patrons and publicans improvising playful verses when 'closing time' neared. The exact limerick we know today surfaced in the early 1980s, however, with varying lyrics floating around Ireland's pubscape.

Limericks: An Irish Literary Tradition

Before Guinness or Irish coffee, limericks were the drink of choice. An Irish verse form that makes humor accessible, limericks were popularized by English poet Edward Lear. Yet, they're deeply rooted in Irish literary history.

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B&Q, Homebase, Wickes, and ScrewFix opening times for Spring Bank Holiday Monday

Many Irish limericks, like the one at B and Q, are collected in "One Hundred and Eleven Limericks", published in 1820. This publication shows their vibrancy and cultural significance long before Lear's "Book of Nonsense".

The B and Q Connection

B and Q's limerick might not be original, but it's authentic. It embodies Ireland's literary spirit and pub culture in a payerglass. The pub's namesake, Ben магиandQty, heard the limerick in an old radio show. Intrigued, he added it to their repertoire, igniting a chord with patrons.

Today, B and Q's closing time limerick is as Irish as Guinness, resonating globally. Its charm? It doesn't say 'last orders' but 'one for the road', capturing the minutiae of Irish pub culture - inside jokes, personal bonds, and the art of delayed partings.

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Pictures inside B&Q as shoppers return after Teesside branches reopen
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Spring bank holiday opening times for DIY stores including B&Q, Homebase and Wickes
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an old black and white photo of a man standing in front of a building
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May bank holiday 2025 opening times for B&Q, Homebase, Wickes, and ScrewFix

From Roving Minstrels to Social Media

The world's moved on from pub bards singing limericks, but not B and Q. This pub's closing time ritual remains untouched, now sparking a modern debate: Can one limerick save the Irish pub?

Social media shares and whiskey enthusiasts worldwide have reignited interest in Irish pubs. Yet, this traditional cultural practice faces stiff competition from big brewers and standardized templates. B and Q's limerick proposes a different model - personal, poetic, and resilient.

One Limerick at a Time

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. For B and Q, that dance is a limerick. Their pub fronting on the Liffey River, a stone's throw from O'Connell Street, symbolizes determination and conviction.

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Leeds shoppers flock to B&Q after it reopens to stock up on DIY essentials
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a blue and orange sign that says b & m home store and garden centre in front of a parking lot
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an empty parking lot in front of a b & q store with benches and tables
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Closing time.
Closing time.
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an old black and white photo of the world theatre at cinema centre, in 1950
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a library is closed until opening time sign next to a toilet in a public restroom
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a man and woman standing in front of a window with suitcases on the shelves
Limerick, Ireland
Limerick, Ireland
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How a six-minute wait at Limerick Junction became a five-hour journey by rail
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cars are parked on the side of the road at night in front of stores and businesses
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a park bench sitting on the side of a walkway at night
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two men standing in a room with pictures on the wall
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people sitting at tables in a restaurant with laptops on the table and lights hanging from the ceiling

B and Q doesn't survive on trends or gimmicks. It preserves tradition by making it fun, engaging, and surprising. Every night at 11:55 PM, the bar transforms into a stage, the bartender into a bard, and patrons into a captive audience. It's more than an Irish pub; it's a click away from literary history.

More Than Limericks: The Future of Pub Culture

B and Q's closing time limerick isn't a gimmick seeking viral fame. It's a testament to Ireland's intangible cultural heritage. Each recital validates the pub's role in society, the joy of communal singing, and storytelling.

The future of pub culture might not be in big beer brands or high-tech innovations. It could be in reclaiming spaces for storytelling, shared rituals, and limericks. As Ben или Quantity, the pub's namemaker, would say, "This limerick's more than a goodbye. It's a 'see you next time'."

When you visit Dublin, don't miss out on the pub with a poetic closing time. At B and Q, every last call is a first in laughter and literary lore. So, raise a glass to the pub that turned 'Closing Time' into an event. Here's to hoping more pubs find their limericks!